About Me
Hi, here is Andre HP.
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars. Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma: You have a million dollars?!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.
ohhh sweet :”(
PR
ada pr :
besok bangun pagi, ke sekolah, nyontek pr :
nyontek pr :
nyontek berhasil :
pr diperiksa :
pr gak di periksa :
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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